Names under consideration

We had to remind ourselves that his or her name has to work forever:

When we're gently whispering it to a tiny infant.
When we're firmly enunciating it to an unruly toddler.
When we're screaming his or her name as he or she scores the winning touchdown or soccer goal.
When we're incoherently babbling it from our nursing home beds.


Basically, we understand the awesome responsibility of giving another human a name.

So here's our current shortlist:

Cannonball

Wildcat

JoJo

Peanut

Wolverine

Chevrolet

Steamboat



In three months, the winning name will be revealed......