Our Little Blank Canvas

We recently watched the documentary Jesus Camp.

It’s a frightening reminder of how moldable a child’s brain is.

Which is great for us because we’re going to have one soon!

In 14 weeks, the molding shall begin.

Here are a few Onesie ideas we’d like for someone to design for our human billboard precious child:

Free-Range Infant

Lil’ Evildoer

I suck. But not as much as George W.

Not dependent on foreign-milk.

Quit looking at me.

I miss my womb.

Global warming gives me gas.

Ask me about my 529 plan.