Fun with wigs at Daddy's office

It's a fact: wearing wigs at work dramatically increases productivity and is a giant boost to company morale. I read it on the Interwebs.

Forrest Gump and Forrest Jr.

That's all I have to say about that.

Jonah's Top 5 Goals For 2008

1. Continue campaigning for legislation that would lower the legal voting age to 1.
2. Reduce dependence on domestic milk.
3. Work on my abs
4. Learn the correct responses to questions about what the cow says, what the frog says, etc.
5. Convince parents to invest money in 1960s muscle cars rather that boring 529 education savings plan

Behold the power of teeth

these two tooth buds...

are already strong enough to perform a no-hands-Texas-style-cow-lift...

2009 Wish List

A great way for Jonah to learn some lucrative job skills.